Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing happens until
you start pushing.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when
open.
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large
as it needs to be?
Given a choice between two theories, take the one
that is funnier.
The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.